Get Ready for "Outbreak Omega 4"
The Zombies will be back. This time in Morristown.
- Read the first installment of the Coonan Zombie Report ...here
- Registration information ...here
The Coonan "One Shot Zombie Stopper"
Photos from "Outbreak Omega 3" (archived from 2010 event.)
Dan Coonan unleashing a halo of fire upon the Zombie Horde
Team Coonan Saves the Day at Outbreak OMEGA 3
Outbreak OMEGA 3 was looking pretty bleak when Team Coonan first arrived. The Zombie hordes were advancing, with minor breaches on the front lines. Everyone’s confidence was shaken and fear was starting to creep in. That’s when Dan Coonan stepped forward and drew his Coonan .357 Magnum Automatic, unleashing a halo of fire upon the Zombie Horde. Everyone cheered and immediately zombies started falling as Coonan recklessly suspended rule #2: The 'double-tap'. Each Zombies' head exploded with a single tap from the ferocious power of the .357 magnum loads Dan Coonan fired from his undisputed ”One Shot-Zombie Stopper; the Coonan .357 Magnum Automatic”. As Coonan began to slow the hordes approach everyone rallied to him, including his armorer, Steve Carter (mnhornet), along with Dan Coonan’s sidekick, Dave Neville. With Team Coonan leading the rally, the horde was methodically eliminated.
By the end of the day all that was left was to dispatch scouting expeditions to insure as many of the horde as possible were put down. Steve Carter returned with those teams Sunday wearing a Coonan .357 Magnum Automatic and wiped those Zombies from the face of the earth. He was justly rewarded for his efforts with a brand new, in the box, Remington 1100 shotgun by the generous folk at, non other than, Remington Arms!
I asked Dan Coonan how he could be so confident in the face of an overwhelming Zombie horde. Coonan said, “When faced with an overwhelming task you need the right tool to get the job done. That’s why I have been working so hard to release my new Coonan Classic .357 Magnum Automatic. With the power and accuracy of my pistol a person can suspend rule #2 - the double-tap - and be confident that the 'Technicolor Response' from exploding zombie heads the Coonan pistol produces (especially with Magtech 125gr jacketed hollow points) will keep a zombie down once and for all.” I then asked Coonan when the rest of us could posses this power. Coonan responded “We expect to have the pistol in production this summer. I hope we can start taking orders before that. I realize that if we want to keep the world safe from Zombies, people will need to own a Coonan .357 Magnum Automatic One-Shot Zombie Stopper. I have fought Zombies on many battlefields. Each time it is the same outcome, until you bear down on the zombie horde with the undisputed power of my Coonan .357 Magnum Automatic One-Shot Zombie Stopper, fear reigns in the heart of men. Once my gun is deployed ALL rally to its awesome firepower and the tide begins to turn toward humanity. My goal by releasing this gun, is that all who own one will experience what I know: Men will respect you and Women will want you; while Zombie corpses are stacked like cord wood!
Wow! I think its time for a Guinness!
Dave Neville
Steve Carter